Premature Congratulation

Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is

Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .

by CheeseGames June 3, 2017

Premface

An English Premier League fan who knows absolutely nothing about any football outside of Great Britain. A 'premface' will often repeat stereotypes such as “Italy is a corrupt retirement home that plays catenaccio”, Germans are “efficient” and must “never be written off”, Argies are “cheats” and foreigners “are all divers”. To indulge in 'premfacery' would be to label the Three Lions as “favourites” before every World Cup, and then declare your astonishment at how they could be hammered 4-1 by a country from whom “only one player would make the England team”. Most importantly, a 'premface' repeats at least 80 times a day that the EPL is the “best league in the world” and that any player – Pele and Maradona included – is “unproven unless he has played in England”.

Man, Adrian Chiles is such a premface

ITV's pundit team is just full of premfaces

by Garganese August 21, 2013

Premasure

When you are more than pretty sure but not quite Positive.

I'm premasure LED lights are more Energy efficient than halogen lights. (Very useful in conversations after two or three alcoholic beverages.)

by Ely man April 28, 2019

premature redecoration

The trend of putting up Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year.

OMG she put up her Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. Her premature redecoration doesn't even leave room for a Turkey!

by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2016

Premature Catchulation

When an excited dog closes their mouth too soon when trying to catch a ball, causing the ball to bounce away off their nose

John- How's Sammy with the ball these days? Is she able to catch it?

Dave- Nah, gets so excited that when I throw the ball at her, she premature catchulates all over the place... She has a real bad case of premature catchulation.

by Jashn May 24, 2013

premature age

When a person (perferably a teen to young adult) say they are a year+ older then they really are.

Teen girl: Hey mom can i go to the college party?
Mom: No way
Teen girl: But mom im like 18!
Mom:Oh your only 17, stop having premature age!

Girl1:Hey guys lets go to the clubs!
Girl2:omg ya, im in!
Girl3:umm..unless you have a fake ID or premature age we cant get in!

by TiffTiffTaffiny May 22, 2010

Premarital Handholding

UNACCEPTABLE! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.

by WeWillAllDieSoon April 13, 2022