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premonition

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;
she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!
by max September 17, 2004
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Preont

Preont is the word given to someone who may do things in advance, meaning they are preemptively onto something, shortened down to “Preont”.
“Yeah Nikk has already started, they’ve been on it for ages” said Shyia

“Would you say they are being a bit Preont right now?” Fin replied
by pseudonymfindingdory January 2, 2022
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prefontaine

by x December 5, 2004
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premoticon

To come from the time before cell phones had proper emoticons, when objects were still symbolized by punctuation.
Steve: Wow, where did you find that old thing?
John: It's a Nokia from the premoticon era dude, its outlasted every method of destruction.
by MadiKelli February 4, 2012
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preonti

Preonti is a girl who is very artistic with her life, she is mature but naive to many things. She has the prettiest smile and is very caring about others.
Preonti is very strong
by Lilmo November 22, 2021
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Hindsight Premonitions

The act of stating that you had a premonition of something that had happened in the past, however, the first time that you have told anybody about the premonition was afterwards, rendering it questionable and useless. Coined by Hamish & Andy.
Hamish: Oh my god, I had a dream last night that that horse would win.

Andy: Uhhh, you're not magic; you can't get Hindsight Premonitions.
by Ryryq November 30, 2009
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Piemont's Ridge

An area of interest in the grundel/taint region after fecal deposition. Dingleberries tend to collect at the base of the ridge usually necessitating additional wipe(s).
Discovery of Piemont's Ridge has set the stage for debate between front-to-back wipers and back-to-front wipers.

Front-to-back wipers must avoid starting their wipe after the ridge for fear of missing it altogether.

Back-to-front wipers must ensure that they wipe all the way through the ridge to collect all fecal matter.
Not only have I started wiping back-to-front, but I've been going through twice as much toilet paper since I've discovered Piemont's Ridge.
by J My May 25, 2010
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