Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS- pre-menstrual syndrome

My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome

by Bianca13wyrm January 26, 2008

Prehistoric Mesopotamian Tablet

a cute name for your girlfriend that's older than you

thomas jefferson: hi prehistoric mesopotamian tablet

girl: kill yourself

by sillycat13 April 28, 2023

P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)

Language used to interact with pupper dogs since 1992.

"He's just a doooog"

-P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)

by Pupper Sam January 15, 2009

Prehistoric cock

A prehistoric cock is a cock that is decades old and can’t get up

Shiela loves old man Jones’ prehistoric cock

by Pookiemane October 30, 2020

Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.

Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.

by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021

Prehistoric-whore

Anyone who is an old female who is a constant cunt to everyone

Guy 1: *fishing*
Old woman: "GET OUT OF THERE"
Guy 1: "YOU PREHISTORIC-WHORE SUCK MY DICK"

by Cockscrubber July 28, 2022

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