Premature Congratulation

Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is

Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .

by CheeseGames June 3, 2017

Premface

An English Premier League fan who knows absolutely nothing about any football outside of Great Britain. A 'premface' will often repeat stereotypes such as “Italy is a corrupt retirement home that plays catenaccio”, Germans are “efficient” and must “never be written off”, Argies are “cheats” and foreigners “are all divers”. To indulge in 'premfacery' would be to label the Three Lions as “favourites” before every World Cup, and then declare your astonishment at how they could be hammered 4-1 by a country from whom “only one player would make the England team”. Most importantly, a 'premface' repeats at least 80 times a day that the EPL is the “best league in the world” and that any player – Pele and Maradona included – is “unproven unless he has played in England”.

Man, Adrian Chiles is such a premface

ITV's pundit team is just full of premfaces

by Garganese August 21, 2013

Permacunt

When somebody has acted cuntishely on a frequent basis. Permacunt differs from cunt in that the reputation of said person has become so immensely cuntish that they will forever be deemed a cunt.

-"She is such a cunt, she will permanently be a cunt."
-"Yeah, man, she's a permacunt for sure."

by My Name Isn't Tyler Allen September 20, 2011

preachy

The cut and dry definition of preachy is a term said to describe a person who is more times than not, giving advice in an irritating way: giving, or in the habit of giving, advice on morality or behavior, especially in an irritatingly tedious or overbearing way. This term is mostly associated with overtly religious people or people with controversial opinions or ideologies that try to shove their opinions down your thought. Some examples of people who might tend to be preachy are those bible thumpers who try to tell you what to believe, atheists who want to try to tell religious people that their ideas are invalid, the hippies who tell you to hump a tree, or the radicals who try to make people believe irrational conspiracies that make them feel good. Most of the time, preachy people only piss off those they try to sell their ideas to, and end up having a lot of haters, and a few dick riders.

Dude#1: "I had to hitch a ride with our neighbors last night and all they did was talk about how all gays should die."

Dude#2: "They're just preachy motherfuckers. Ignore them."

by thisplacesucksass August 18, 2013

Premasure

When you are more than pretty sure but not quite Positive.

I'm premasure LED lights are more Energy efficient than halogen lights. (Very useful in conversations after two or three alcoholic beverages.)

by Ely man April 28, 2019

premature redecoration

The trend of putting up Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year.

OMG she put up her Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. Her premature redecoration doesn't even leave room for a Turkey!

by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2016

Practice what you preach

Follow your own damn advice!

When a woman's Facebook post talks about respecting yourself to leave a man who cheats....yet she is sexting another woman's man....tell this bitch to, "Practice what you preach!"

by Hbmom0106 July 6, 2016