hot poker

Heating up a crochet needle or something similar, and poking it into the peehole of an erect penis...

Darling, how about a hot poker between lovers...

by Tweewo July 4, 2006

red hot poker

when you are going at it hot and heavy and the penis is inserted into the anus unexpectedly and painfully

We were going at it and it slipped in, it felt like a red hot poker in my ass!

by Nole August 3, 2006

Hotel Power Couple

A conglomerate of two hotel representatives who work well in their hospitality-centered workplace and are constantly pushing towards the betterment of their company. This couple either works in the same hotel, or within the same chain of hotels, providing the perfect setting to advance as a team.

1: "Mitch and Alix are really good at what they do, do you think it's because they spend so much time together? It might provide them a perfect opportunity to bounce ideas off each other and all in all, make things work really well."

2: "You're right, I wish I could be part of a Hotel Power Couple."

by SledgeJB June 6, 2011

Hotpocket powers

Super powers used by a couple who love each other to thwart relationship ruiners but conjuring boiling lava hot hotpockets and squeezing them into peoples faces. Users may or may not wear matching "H" and "P" costumes.

This faggot is trying to break us up, lets use our hotpocket powers and melt his flesh!

by Juzz, AMR March 22, 2009