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Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!
I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".
by Reubens-world September 6, 2013
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Powerfling

Powerful, aggressive sexual relations between two individuals lasting for a period of no less than 3 weeks and no longer than 3 months.
"Wow Amy you're absolutely glowing and walking bowlegged, is this new guy the one?"
"He's more like a powerfling, were gonna fuck each other's brains out for a few months and then move on."
by Flound3r Pound3r January 5, 2015
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Howelling

verb. To whine about something, especially that which has nothing to do with them, that would not bother any reasonable person.
Did you read what Ben posted on Twitter? He isn't even involved. He's howelling!

Why are you howelling? That joke has nothing to do with you!
by ziggity zaggity December 20, 2020
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ski polling

In porn, it is where a woman jacks off two men standing above her as she kneels below. She grips their cocks like ski poles and strokes them off.
She was ski polling both guys until they came
by Workaholics_fan March 18, 2014
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Towelling

to make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking

to cum while naked and wet
She got out of the shower, and I was ready to give her a towelling

She was soaking when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling
by MonkeyBoots November 27, 2011
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purelling

When you take a bottle of Purell Sanitary Disinfectant, and spray its contents over an unexpecting victim.
Hey Evan, i hear you were purelling Frank in english class.
HaHaHaHa!!! He got soo pissed.
by M4RT1NCH0 February 7, 2007
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Powerfingers

Using your index and middle fingers to rub the clitoris
instead of pentration she used her powerfingers
by Nitaboo December 23, 2009
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