The Catherine Poutine

A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.

Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.

Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.

"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"

"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"

by MTL11 November 3, 2014

schizo-posting

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.

Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours

by craig99214 June 30, 2018

fed posting

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Federal Government “Feds” in a criminal prosecution case.

Hey bro, let’s go to D.C. and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop fed posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by an alphabet agency.

by Blueiceman January 7, 2021

poutination

1. The process by which French fries, cheese and gravy become poutine.

2. A portmanteau of the words “poutine” and “nation”. Taken literally, a nation of poutine.

3. An online community of poutine enthusiasts, based in Canada.

As the piping hot gravy comes in contact with the fries and cheese, they undergo poutination.

by Poutination August 14, 2014

Tokyo Poutine

When one person defecates on another persons face and then ejaculates on top.

I just gave that girl a Tokyo poutine.

by C Bob September 5, 2014

Broke Bitch Poutin'

The broke guy w/ no $ who complains about everything being uncool and not worth his time instead of just admitting he has no $, hence, he is a broke bitch poutin'.

Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.

Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').

#1: Hey man, wanna go to the game Friday night, should be an awesome time.

Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.

#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.

by Poser Shot Caller December 1, 2010

binge posting

When someone posts on Facebook every five minutes throughout the day to complain/rant or tell us everything they have done, read, eaten, bought, seen, heard, etc during the course of the day. Their friends' news feeds end up filled with this person's constant posting, most of it extremely uninteresting.

Friend 1: Dude, I had to hide Jenny from my feed with all her political posts. She's just too out there for me.
Friend 2: Yeah, she's been binge posting about that stuff forever.

by Checkthethroat July 12, 2011