Touchless Carwash

When you shampoo your hair and stand straight under the showerhead to rinse, so the soap cascades down your body

My hair's greasy but the rest of my body's pretty clean, I'll go have a quick touchless carwash

by VanillaFloatDrPepper July 27, 2022

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Pouchesexual

Someone who gets turned on easily by the thought of a pouche.

I think I might be a pouchesexual.

by D12Shady April 4, 2010

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Phuckless

Having a lack of luck with your cell phone

My battery is dying and I broke my phone case - I'm having a phuckless day!

by NL1973 April 28, 2010

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ouchless elastics

for pleasure other than for hair...

Omg Scott did you put her elastics in your mouth!! MANLY that you used her elastics like that.
Ouchless elastics are superb man!

by ouchless elastics December 5, 2020

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A term originated when rednecks are trying to dip in school, it’s became a thing when someone is dipping and they use snus instead of tobacco by itself so they don’t have to spit and get caught by teachers. It’s used when someone is being a pussy

Timothy won’t even ask Nancy out, I bet he is running pouches

by Untieds April 19, 2018

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