potatriot

A person who claims to be a patriot to excuse their racism, despite the fact that the "facts" they cite have been disproven, and they clearly have no idea what they're on about.

"Fraser Anning's coming to town. The potatriots will be out in force."

by XenonSmash May 8, 2019

Potatotato

The Potatotato is a large, sentient, and evil potato that once ruled the galaxy. It bred with many mystical creatures and created different offspring such as the Unitato. It's goal is to destroy it's kids for becoming too intelligent for their own good.

Ahh! That Potatotato is so scary! I can't believe something so mean created that cute Unitato!

by Group of Cringe May 9, 2019

Potatometeor

A minecraft player that is really skilled

THAT PERSON IS A GOOD AS POTATOMETEOR

by no u is a potato November 30, 2020

PotatoOrgy

Two tablespoons of luscious potato sex, one teaspoon of Jesus Christ's love sauce, a cup of "What's up guys?" and two liters of pure awesome extracted from every dinosaur in existence and every audio track containing Morgan Freeman's voice.

Guy 1: Did you see the latest PotatoOrgy video?
Guy 2: I came... Twice.

by Captain47 November 22, 2011

Couch potatriot

One who’s dedicated to the life of a couch potato

Dave don’t bother trying to get her out of the house, she’s a real couch potatriot! She won’t budge from that couch.

by Dnttrdonme April 10, 2020

potatonet

When one's internet speed is reduced to that of dial-up.

"I went over my internet limit for this month, now I have Potatonet."

by A TF2 player October 22, 2017

PotatoLord

A user on the Nintendo Switch

Hey PotatoLord What’s your friend code?

I’m not telling you?!?

Splatoon stuff lol

by Splashley is talking to people October 6, 2018