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Pot Noodle Day

On the 21st October, 19th September and February 16th. You must eat a pot noodle. You deserve it.

I would also like to thank my friends Tiffany and Zara.
By Susan
"Hey Mum, Can I Have A Pot Noodle?"
"Why?"
"Because, Today Is Pot Noodle Day!"
by theooficer January 19, 2021
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Pot Noodle Head

A person who has hair that looks like a pot noodle.
by TankoManko February 24, 2015
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Pot noodle wank

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.
Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.

Liam: is there room for one more?
by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019
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Pot Noodle Horn

1) An advertising campaign/gimmick by the Pot Noodle company about people who blow huge horns when they want pot noodle.

2) Now synonymous in England with having a boner/stiffy/erection or being amorous or horny in any way.
1)
Advert: "Do you have the Pot Noodle Horn?"

Veiwer: "lol, wut?"

2)
Bob: "Man that girl was so hot, I had the pot noodle horn!"
by lul, whuts? November 3, 2008
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Pot Noodle Psychosis

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers September 3, 2016
mugGet the Pot Noodle Psychosismug.

Pot Noodle Horn

An odd gimick that seems to make no sense at all. Used in televised adverts and only suceeds in confusing the audience. The creation of Pot Noodle.
Pot Noodle failed when they invented the 'Pot Noodle Horn'.
by lordpestilence July 31, 2005
mugGet the Pot Noodle Hornmug.

pot noodle

The strange hinterland between really really nice and totally hideous. An item that can vary from being seen as the best possible to the worst possible from moment to moment or person to person, like a vary garish patterned item of clothing.

Something so bad it is good, or so good it is bad. For example, a really corny soap opera with naff acting (like Hollyoaks, or Days of Our Lives)
I don't know about this shirt, its a bit pot noodle, part of me loves it and part of me hates it

That gig was a bit pot noodle, I don't know what to make of it
by mim74 January 15, 2008
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