Poutrage

noun

1. an extremely strong reaction of anger, shock, or indignation without cause; an expression of extreme offense absent any true provocation.
synonyms: faux fury, petulance,

Example: When Muslims heard that McDonalds serves a Bacon Cheeseburger, they were poutraged.

by Peace Love Bunny October 26, 2015

postage stamp

any sexual act that involves licking and sticking

i got postage stamped in the ear last night

by agirlnamedpants April 5, 2008

firmbook postage

USPS Form 3877 Firm Book) Proof of mailing requiring round date and postal employee signature.

No one in the history of mankind has ever heard of the word firmbook postage, where on earth did you come up with that phrase?

Definition: The amount of postage applied not including other fee's associated with the mail piece.You must put the firmbook postage on the firmbook

Example a one ounce piece of Signature Confirmation mail is $0.52 plus a $1.35 fee for aquiring a signature at time of delivery.Total Postage on the mail piece is $1.87

by Chris Willis September 15, 2006

licking your postage stamp

Slang term for going down on a girl.

"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.

by Jessica Rae April 4, 2006

First Class Postage

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.

Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.

by TK1986 June 24, 2011

Ghetto Postage

Slang terminology for food stamps, particularly the old paper variety, due to their use by the poor and their proclivity in the "ghetto"(stamps = postage). Popularized by the Master P album released in 2000.

He used his ghetto postage to buy some food, they gave him cash as change and he used it to buy some smokes.

by vip77 December 22, 2008

Fungal Postage

The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.

At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.

by Nicholas Breedlove April 19, 2008