Posty

American Rapper

POST MALONE

I love Posty man his tracks are sick

by hhhhheman January 24, 2019

Posty

Posty, a nickname for Post Malone or his real name Austin Richard Post, is what pretty much all his fans and friends call him. He even refers to himself as Posty because he is Young Stoney and he does what he wants.

Guy: “Yo have you heard of Posty?”
Girl: “Yeah he’s fire!”

by postylover November 10, 2019

Posty

An erection, woody, boner, stiffy, hard on, etc...

I got a posty when she took off her shirt.

by Wolfeh March 21, 2004

Posty

Posty is a kind person and is a part of a team called the blue gang

Posty is a kind hearted person

by Super Coopz June 24, 2019

Postie

A "post" bachelor party. A bachelor party for the guy AFTER he gets married, usually involving bars, drinking, strip clubs, strippers, etc. The wife may or may not be informed of the event. Occurs when the groom has eloped with the bride or has got married far from his friends. When he returns, the postie is thrown in his honour.

Have you seen Peter today?

No way, his buddies threw him a Postie last night and now he's sleeping off the hangover. His wife is furious!

by Predro April 29, 2010

posty

Someone that over posts on a messageboard or posts new threads constantly. Usually associated with hyperbole and !!!!!!!! - i.e. bloodbought.

Bloodbought is really posty.

by checkplease February 9, 2008

Posti

(noun)Someone who usually is right either because they base what they are saying on knowledge or because their guess is intuitive a normally also right.

"I have to acknowledge that Simon was right again; what a Posti!"

by Ivoryish May 29, 2007