licking your postage stamp

Slang term for going down on a girl.

"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.

by Jessica Rae April 4, 2006

scottish postage stamp

a tab of acid

hey try this scottish postage stamp, it will fuck u up real good.

by pookie69 April 23, 2009

applying postage stamps

Exactly what you think it is: masturbation.

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!

by notjamin November 23, 2010

vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017