by much love and peace April 4, 2008
Get the sex positions mug.The surreptitious use of Google Latitude on your girlfriend's phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. Tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. Also requires a phone that supports Latitude, but helped by the prevalence of Android, Apple OS and Blackberry phones.
Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
John: so Carla's gone out with her friends tonight, huh? Where are they headed?
Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???
John: dude!
Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???
John: dude!
by Mr. Duffy May 29, 2010
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A Law of the Theatre
This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row. People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."
A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary
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by Sairin January 6, 2005
Get the Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning mug.Ariana Grande's newest album as of now (January 2021). known to be very MUCH not family friendly. It's about her new boyfriend, that is now her fiance Dalton Gomez, which is a successful real estate agent.
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M: What kind of Sexual Positions do you have? I want it all
W: 69,miss,69 standing,doggy,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar.
W: 69,miss,69 standing,doggy,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar.
by Quietzzz August 1, 2012
Get the Sexual Positions mug.The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.
1: The Classic
This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.
2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.
3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.
4: Advanced Parkour
Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.
5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.
1: The Classic
This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.
2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.
3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.
4: Advanced Parkour
Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.
5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.
After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.
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