porntop

a laptop infested with pornography

my porntop is full of good lesbian porn

by kyledwilson March 24, 2008

Old Spice Portobello

When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.

“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”

by W33DMAN420 January 21, 2019

porato

Bright green potatoes that grow on trees in the bahamas on tuesdays

Wow this porato tastes amazing

by Cathy ruben January 25, 2017

portoblumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a portable toilet.

The foreman gave ricky a portoblumpkin on his lunch hour.

by ERC! January 13, 2009

Portora

(Portora Royal School) Posh school situated in the town of Enniskillen in Northern Ireland. Designed to give the upper crust of the community somewhere to send their little darlings to be educated. Alumni include such delights as Oscar Wilde, Samuel Beckett and Henry Francis Lyte. Unfortunately the school is often the subject of criticism from those not fortunate enough to have been able to attend.

"I was educated at Portora before making the natural progression to the Oxford"

by Sapphiremint101 October 9, 2010

Portola High School

A new high school in the bubble. Where all the rich Asians whine about getting 99% in AP Calc and where all the flat tube top wearing hoes take APUSH. Kids there think that they're getto and better than the rest of the kids in Irvine. Let's be fr, the worst thing they've done is probably puff once. I bet it was watermelon too. The freshman and sophomore guys ALWAYS go for the 7-8th grade girls that go to a neighboring middle school. That leaves the underclassmen thots all lonely, doesn't it? Don't worry, they have the seniors and the UCI boys to fuck wit. PHS thinks their football team is the shit, even though most games only the try-hard to fit in Asians and the middle schoolers show up. Everyones toxic and a girl losing her virginity is considered a felony at the school. The teachers are old farts that yell at you for saying ok boomer and the school is so unprotected that anyone could walk on campus at any given time and shoot the whole thing down. But hey this is Irvine we're talking about. Our curfew is 8:30 and the cops that do nothing but patrol the parks with their fucking rich poodles. If they see you out (like throwing away the garbage or sum shit) they finna take you down to the station. Back to PHS, the school is hell and its basically prison in high school form.

Chad: You go to Portola High School right?

Cheong: Hell yea! Our school is so swag I saw a freshman vaping!

by bigphatasshole December 9, 2019

porto

2nd biggest city in Portugal. One of the coolest ancient urban areas in europe with the the only hard working people in an otherwise lazy country. People talk fast and mix up their b's and v's. They are generally real nice but like New Yorkers they can get pissed if you start doing stupid shit. So don't do stupid shit. Don't drive unless you want to reduce your life span by 10 years.

Brits usually mispell it Oporto

by Divad Pork and Cheese American October 19, 2006