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Portola Valley

A place in NorCal where everyone has a soft Irish accent and gives gentle shoulder punches upon greeting.
Portola Valley *punch* *punch*
by Sweeteries October 31, 2012
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Portola

Extremely small town located in the Sierra Nevada mountains of California. Main activities for locals consist of golfing (if you're old and rich), outdoorsie recreations (ie hiking, fishing, etc), and Getting the Hell Out (if you're young and smart)
Also referred to as 'Portoilet'
I can't WAIT to get out of Portola!!
by Young and smart January 30, 2009
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self-portraitographer

Someone who takes pictures of them self a lot, especially in the mirror at weird angles, making peace signs and "cute" faces
90% of the people on myspace, photobucket, facebook, etc. are self-portraitographers
by x0supercool0x February 10, 2008
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Portola Valley

Completely misinterpreted in the previous definitions. In Portola Valley people have money but they don't flaunt it. Sure they might have nice cars, but most people have Prius' or cars that are older than ten years old. There isn't a downtown, so residents have to go to other towns to buy food/clothing/anything else. Everyone knows everyone else and will help each other when needed. The public schools here are AMAZING, and not "dirty" as the other definition said. Most people send their kids to public school here and not private schools. It is a beautiful town with many things to offer and great people. People who live here have worked hard for their money and are usually involved in the tech industry. Because it is such a small town, gossip travels quickly, but that is the only negative part of Portola Valley. Whoever said that it is snobby has obviously never met the people of this town. Oh and by the way, no one calls it PV.
You live in Portola Valley?
Yep.
Are you rich?
Um why do you care?
by justbeingtruthful January 19, 2011
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portrait of a blank slate

person 1: "did you hear Lovejoy's new song, portrait of a blank slate?"
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Portrayed by Spongebob

YouTube videos depicting different topics as they would play out in Spongebob.
NFL Portrayed by Spongebob
New England Patriots: (image of Squidward deflating)
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Cellph Portrait

A Self Portrait of a Blogger or Member of a Social Networking Site taken by pointing a cell phone camera at thier reflection in a mirror.
Drew didnt have any good photos of himself to upload to his blog, so he snapped a quick cellph portrait in the mirror.
by Josh Bartman May 29, 2008
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