Protato

Protato
/prəˈtādō/

1. One who potatoes often
2. One with a PHD in the potato field
3. One who is a professional in the art of potato

He potatoes every single game, he must be a protato.

by fennlyn August 20, 2019

pornotional items

Using imprinted sex toys and sexual gag gifts to promote a business or service.

The Sex Therapist gave her clients pornotional items so they would remember her.

by Insuranceguy May 16, 2008

pornato

A sudden uncontrollable tornado of pornographic material originating from a single click in a web browser pop up window.

I clicked on one pop up and got caught in a pornato.

by berry9474974u April 28, 2010

Mr. Pootato Head

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011

mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

Pornatoligist

A profession that deals with the making, evaluation, and statistics of every type of porn imaginable.

I really got to study to become a pornatoligist one day.

by Wyree_Darx November 2, 2014

pootato

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004