A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.
My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.
by amywarhol September 4, 2016
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Perplexic persons or perplexica are often overwhelmed by simple navigational tasks, and may get lost on a day-to-day basis. Perplexia is incurable.
by Sarah Wraight August 29, 2006
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The dilemma faced when you can't decide which of your porn to delete to make space on your computer for some new stuff you are about to download that may or may not be better.
Jack: Dude, you seem pensive man, 'sup?
John: Complete pornlemma man, I started downloading some fetish porn and in the middle of it, I ran out of disk space. I can't decide which of my pornfolio to delete!
Jack: I thought you went off the gang bang stuff, delete those.
John: Nah dude, that was last week. That shit's still hot.
John: Complete pornlemma man, I started downloading some fetish porn and in the middle of it, I ran out of disk space. I can't decide which of my pornfolio to delete!
Jack: I thought you went off the gang bang stuff, delete those.
John: Nah dude, that was last week. That shit's still hot.
by kayodei January 7, 2008
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Caused by the brain shutting off for a bit after a good wank.
Caused by the brain shutting off for a bit after a good wank.
Vin: "So why are you in the wife's doghouse?"
Joe: "Oh, she found my copy of 'DP Teens 2' I forgot in the DVD player."
Vin: "Ha ha, sounds like a case of pornesia."
Joe: "Arg, happens everytime."
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Vin: "Ha ha, sounds like a case of pornesia."
Joe: "Arg, happens everytime."
by Doc Irysch December 23, 2009
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An affliction that compels the mind to add/delete words or letters to a phrase, logo or saying to purposefully adjust or misspell it so that it becomes profane, and as a result, unquestionably humorous. Affects mainly men.
An affliction that compels the mind to add/delete words or letters to a phrase, logo or saying to purposefully adjust or misspell it so that it becomes profane, and as a result, unquestionably humorous. Affects mainly men.
Oh man, my Proflexia is playing up. I just want to climb up the tail plane of ANA 787 and add an ‘L’
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An affliction that compels the mind to add or delete words or letters to a phrase, acronym, logo or saying to purposefully misspell it so that it becomes profane and unquestionably humorous.
Mainly affects the Male of the species.
An affliction that compels the mind to add or delete words or letters to a phrase, acronym, logo or saying to purposefully misspell it so that it becomes profane and unquestionably humorous.
Mainly affects the Male of the species.
Oh man, my Proflexia is playing up again. I just want to climb up the tailplace of that ANA 787 and add a strategically placed ‘L’…wry smile and satisfied chuckle!
by Rupert Bartholomew April 7, 2024
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