by DirtyPig1 October 23, 2007
The attempt of a porn watchee to fornicate with whichever electronic device he/she is using to watch porn.
by Erik Villoria May 22, 2007
by Aaron Force 1 June 16, 2011
by Matt Damien December 01, 2011
a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.
“Pornication” is exactly the same as fornication except in the sake of pornography ( making a porn production).
*A man walks into a confessional cabinet*
Man: Oh father, I have sinned!
Priest: What is your sin son?
Man: Pornication
Priest: Well then, don’t do it again..
Man: Oh father, I have sinned!
Priest: What is your sin son?
Man: Pornication
Priest: Well then, don’t do it again..
by dokhas July 17, 2021
by pornuser February 19, 2018