poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

by Jamed January 11, 2009

Pornstachio

A man with a porno type moustache.

Tom Selleck, Pete Wentz, Burt Reynolds, porn stars and all cops from the 1970's rock Pornstachio's.

by Mac May May June 17, 2010

Poonstache

Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.

I just sharted in his Poonstache.

by Simonius January 8, 2006

PornTache

Either goatee style facial hair or a mustache that is more commonly sported by male Porn stars.

Have you seen Big Will with his Porntache.

by Big Will August 21, 2003

Porkstache

1)Bacon draped over one's face in the place of a mustache.

2)Unexplainable things that are too complex for normal class words.

1) "Holy ass! What a glorious porkstache that trucker has!"
2) "Oh, Porkstache. That's occurrence is so unfortunate."

by Pork M8 August 31, 2010

Poonstache

Aside from what has been said about moustaches and pussy, it is what someone has when they havn't shaven and do not quite have a full moustache yet.

That asian kid from Gran Torino has one dusty ass poonstache.

by 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u July 10, 2009

Pornstache

A specific individual wearing aforementioned pornstache.

That fucktard pornstache is wearing a jacket that only a rigger monkey would have.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003