Pork

So we went back to my place to pork.
by We Are Magnus the Ample April 24, 2007
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porke

from the italian word porke - pork / pig

1. a derogatory term for a man pig
2. a sexually frustrated man
3. a man who eat girls alive
4. an intensense flirty male
6. a male chauvinist
7. operates with distinctive taqtiques/moves
8. the worst porke is the ones that seem to be in a perpetual state of self-denial about their sleaziness
9. the opposite of a smooth oporator

1-2-3 say P O R K E
urban girl 1: "what is that guy doing to that girl?"
urban girl 2: "it looks like he´s trying to sell a fucking car."
urban girl 3: "you know.."
urban girl 1&2: "..PORKE!"
by gran perè November 03, 2010
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Pork

1: Personally motivated spending of government funds by politicians. Spending the wealth of the people but not in the interests of the people.

2: Meat taken from swine.

3: Vulgar slang for sexual intercourse
1: Damn, congress just "Okayed" a bill to put a liquid gold fountain in front of the white house. Talk about pork!

2: I went over to Johnnys house for some free breakfast but all he had was bacon and sausage. Too bad I don't eat pork.

3: Yeehaw, after about 12 Bud Lights I got tired of watching nascar and decided to pork my old lady.
by Varris June 07, 2007
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pork

Last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. We screwed for hours like rabid badgers.
by flyingdog March 19, 2008
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porking

"I saw Skot and Rosie porking in Anna's bedroom! I screamed when I saw Skot's balls slapping Rosie's ass!"
by LindseyRae June 09, 2009
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Pork

Pork means a meat from swines. Many people know that pork is haram in Islam, but people are not sure why it is banned in Islam. Here's the reason. Pork contains roundworms and/or tapeworms that are immortal. Regardless of how it is cooked, they will never die. If you eat too many porks everyday, your mental will be eventually destroyed. Definitely not healthy, right?
Ganesh: Ali, I have a question. Why is pork haram in Islam?
Ali: Because it is not healthy. Not just unhealthy but is dangerous to our body. That's why pork is haram.
by Jaga Kesihatan Diri July 08, 2022
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porked

to fuck in the asshole and/or the coochie. usually in a hard manner
that hoe was askin for it, so i porked the shit outta that bitch
by dj mike January 07, 2005
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