porked

The act of having a pig shot at you.

Dood that fucking prawn just porked you.

by Kemystboy1 October 18, 2009

porked

Broken or not working properly.

The Internet connection is porked. I can't access any sites to do research for my assignment.

by watman April 7, 2009

porked

When your friends ditch the plans you had and leave you hangin'

We were all supposed to go to the club but Tracey totally porked me

by Erica January 26, 2004

Porked

When a male is fucking another person, and when they're about to cum they say " oink oink" or squeal like a pig ( each to their own) and as the partner looks up at you, you whisper " did you like my pork sausage"

Jesse: I porked my girl lastnight

George: oh really bro did she like your pork sausage

by Jesus the King May 7, 2016

Porked

Insulting someone who fell for a dumb scam.

You dumb as shit bro, you seriously got porked by that guy?

by SlangerDanker May 21, 2023

Porked

In a difficult situation

“I have no idea what to do… I’m so porked

by moose ears April 2, 2024

Porked the York

The act of slapping a piece of ham on your partners back during sex. Preferably doggy style but technique can be altered for your preference.

"Yeah Kylie we porked the york this morning. That's what I call breakfast in bed!"

by Young Dj JJ Thickems August 31, 2017