porch dick

An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.

That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!

by Sai Kopath March 8, 2015

porch dick

when someone is sitting on their porch acting like a dick

That guy on the walking dead was a porch dick.

by yo dan March 8, 2015

porch dick

A guy who sits on his front porch and stares creepily or generally acts like a douche to passers by. Coined by Talking Dead host Chis Hardwick after season 5 episode 13.

"Dude, stay away from the creepy neighbor. He's always eyeing me. He's such a porch dick!"

by ZeroHero76 March 8, 2015

porch dick

A person sitting on his porch being an asshole to people passing by.

Jessie's husband was a total porch dick to Rick last night.

by RR14cap March 8, 2015

porch dick

Anyone who sits on their porch and shouts rude and obnoxious comments to people walking by. first heard on talking dead.

I can't believe he said that to us while we were walking by, he is such a porch dick.

by Heydude2015 March 8, 2015

porch dick

A guy who sits on a porch and acts like a dick.

Hey, did you see that guy sitting on his porch and acting like a complete douchebag? What a porch dick!

by greyalien March 8, 2015

porch dick

Used in the talking dead
A creepy guy who sits on the porch being a creepy ass.
This show is a porch dick to horses

Ahh look at that porch dick

by porch dick March 8, 2015