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equal opportunity lover

An equal opportunity lover is a person that will date someone no matter their race. Other people may never date outside of their race or only date one particular race. An equal opportunity lover sees no color and has love for them all. <3
Sam only dates latina girls, but Robby loves women of all colors. Robby is an equal opportunity lover for sure. Sam's probably a racist. :/
by jkilla October 21, 2013
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equal opportunity cock

This describes a man who does not care if a woman is short or tall, thick or thin, black, brown, red, yellow, or white skinned, if she has kids or not, or if they are 10 years older or younger. Or 20 years, within the boundary of the law.

A woman only needs to be attractive for an 'equal opportunity cock' to be interested in having sex with said woman, and of course, attractiveness is relative...

The song 'Every Girl' by Lil Wayne describes the mindset of an equal opportunity cock.
(Spotting a hottie) Bob: I'd hit that.

John: I'd hit lots of women. I have an equal opportunity cock.

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White guy 1: I'm not attracted to black women.

White guy 2: Whatever. I have an equal opportunity cock.
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
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equal opportunity asshole

Someone who is an asshole to everyone regardless of age, gender, religion, political views or sexual orientation.
"I think Mark hates me because I'm Mexican."
"Nah, he's like that to everyone. He's an equal opportunity asshole."
by radiumbreath January 18, 2010
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opportunity cost

The cost of choosing one course of action over another. Letting your second best option pass.
Economists tend to measure opportunity cost in terms of money for simplicity's sake. However value isn't always monetary.
At the restaurant, you are presented with a desert menu. Assuming that you only eat one desert, you have the choice between chocolate mouse, ice cream and honey crepes. Let's say you prefer ice cream to chocolate mouse, but honey crepes are your favorite. If you eat a honey crepe, ice cream (which would have chosen had you not had crepes) is your opportunity cost.

Another example would be if two women that you fancied, Sarah and Alice, asked you out and you said yes to Sarah (assuming monogamy), going out with Alice is your opportunity cost.
by anthonylebrun November 3, 2008
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moportunity

i spilt the tea get the mop is a moportunity.
by jaimelf August 17, 2019
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plopportunity

When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.
Never pass up a good plopportunity when you're out in public
by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014
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pooportunity

The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.
I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.
by nylek May 6, 2009
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