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Pop Tarts

"Gimme yo' Pop Tarts, bitch, before I cap you."
by BrianNJ December 27, 2007
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Pop Tart

1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.

2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.
Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.
by SwiftyDefines February 24, 2015
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Pop Tarts

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These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava.

These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.
Ex. 1 - Strawberry, blueberry, apple, choc flavour etc.

Ex. 2 - Female pussycats - yeah ok you look hot whatever. Next.
by Missy M August 29, 2005
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pop tart

n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.
"I have a bunch of f*cking annoying pop tarts in my english class."
by MC Derf and Andriznles July 31, 2006
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Pop Tart

A delicious treat that comes in many flavors, the best flavor being Smores.

Warning: Do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. If you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery.
What is this?
This pop tart is still cold!
AFTER THREE SECONDS!
What IS this?
What IS THIS?
WHAT!? WHAT!?
BULLSHIT! THIS IS CRAP!
by Justin Kay July 7, 2006
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pop tart

a lip synching teeny bopper bimbo on Mtv who acts trampy (pick one)
by mung the merciless December 10, 2003
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Pop Tart

"pop" short for "popular" and "tart" meaning "whore". usually popular slutty girls.
"damn look at those pop tarts over there" -random person #1
"i know don't waste your time, they're all way too easy."
-random person #2
by raychelisrad December 21, 2008
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