Poo Tooth

A dental crown that has been dislodged, swallowed, retrieved from fecal matter, sterilized & re-cemented in order to avoid costly replacement. While indistinguishable from others, you will always know where that tooth has been.

"Damn! I just swallowed my crown! I better get a new one."
"You do realize a new one is like $900..."
"Damn! Now I'm gonna have a poo tooth! Where are the baggies?"

by mudboy247 October 5, 2009

pooptooth

your moms mouth.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

pootootle

when a poodle toots. also you lost the game

man my poodle pootootled so hard, i pootootled on his face.

by nevergoingtousethisagain. October 9, 2010

Pootootle

An empty toilet paper roll.

I was at my buddy's house and went to drop a massive Taco Bell deuce, and that asshole had left a pootootle with no backup roll!

by HelloMyNameIsCoinslot July 5, 2018

Poo Tooth

A smelly tooth that is dead and often discolored and always smells like poo.

"Dad, did you brush your teeth today?"

"Yes, that's just my poo tooth."

by Poolaksandz July 14, 2021