swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.

It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

pooty tang de caca

when something smells terrible

Bob took a nasty crap and it was pooty tang de caca.

by montalban January 16, 2009

poothie

a smoothie with the main ingredient being poo.

gosh, i sure could go for an ice cold poothie right now.

by oatmeal157 February 24, 2009

Pooty Crumz

The brown particles left behind after a massive fart.

Morgana: "Woah! Did you smell that?"
Mama: "Girl, you better check yourself. I think you blew out some pooty crumz with that one!"

by mamadoody May 21, 2013

pooty up

Pooty is like your life force, your state of mind, chi and your general well-being. Your Pooty can be up, it can be down, it can be in-between. You can be a Pooty lifter by elevating the mood and feelings (pooties) of folks around you.

Man, you're really strugglin' today.. let me take you out for food and drinks and get your Pooty up!

I can tell you're down in the dumps today, I'm gonna fan that Pooty flame.

I see that you are feeling low, I'm here to help you fluff your Pooty.

by Margie at Largie December 29, 2021

pootyjiggle

1. n. a fart 2. v. to flatulate 3. n. a farfanuggen

1. Ah man, I let out a pootyjiggle during class and now I have to go to detention.
2. I had to break up with my last girlfriend because she pootyjiggled whilst having intercourse.

by mremingtonb August 5, 2008

pooty pebbles

small pebbles of baby shit..

I was changing my little brothers diaper and it was full of pooty pebbles.

by KrispyPickel October 23, 2007