Poostick

A stick with poo on the end of it. People will often chase each other around with it.

"Have you ever been hit by a poostick" "no I'm too fast"

by Men cat man May 30, 2019

poostick

Stick used to break up your poo in the toilet because its too big to fit down the hole.

My sister Beth used a toothbrush as a poostick.

by Mikeypoo March 8, 2005

poonickles

An alternative to saying shit.

P1: Haha checkmate biiitch!
P2: Ah poonickles.

by Poonickles March 13, 2009

poosickle

A long and often delicious frozen peice of feces that is preserved in the shape of a cone.
Derived from the word icicle, it is similar to the idea of frozen matter being suspended above ground.

I was taking a shit in the cold and while I was forcing out a log it froze in mid air and turned into a poosickle. Luckily, my little brother was around to break it off and enjoy it as a mid-winter snack.

I'm so hungry... Can you grab me a poosickle out of the freezer. (Whisper) "Plus, I'm hungry for shit"

by G-Zus and The Clap April 9, 2005

Poostick

Low quality hashish often containing plastic.

Couldn't get any weed, only poostick. This poostick is bloody harsh, I think I'd rather smoke topleaf.

by xXSmilerXx May 25, 2009

poostick

The stick used to hold poop before you fling it.

like an "ah" stick from the dr office, or popcycle stick

by none ya March 8, 2005

Poostick

Poostick is sly insult to those who oppose liking the opposite sex. Only said to Homosexuals and those who have engaged in the odd sexual contact with their own gender, being called a Poostick is like the Matt Damon of the insult world.

Matt put his Poostick in you? OH THATS DIRTY!!!

by pneburnsy November 16, 2010