by Musiclover94 April 27, 2010
Get the Paraholic mug.A term to descirbe someone who is utterly consumed with an Apple iPod or any mp3/portable music player.
Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."
They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)
They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.
Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.
The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.
Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!
Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."
They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)
They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.
Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.
The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.
Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!
"Excuse me. Excuse ME. EXCUSE ME. I'm trying to get off here. Goddamned podaholic!"
"I missed my stop on the subway. I couldn't get off the train because some podaholic was blocking the way and couldn't hear me when I asked him to move."
"I missed my stop on the subway. I couldn't get off the train because some podaholic was blocking the way and couldn't hear me when I asked him to move."
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An attention-seeker who compulsively, addictively blogs or posts to a social networking site many times a day.
Sarah's a postaholic. Six, seven times a day she pathetically pukes out where she is, what she's eating, what she's watching on TV. Who gives a flying fork?
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Get the pokeaholic mug.Guy: Damn man, the club is full of Pootaholics tonight !
Girl: Hell yeah ! Why'd you think i agreed to coming out here with you tonight?
Guy: To hang with me ?
Girl: Hell no foo' I came out here with you so you could get me into the club, to see Dj Pootie !
Guy: Damn you Dj Pootie ! -walks away in shame-
Girl: Hell yeah ! Why'd you think i agreed to coming out here with you tonight?
Guy: To hang with me ?
Girl: Hell no foo' I came out here with you so you could get me into the club, to see Dj Pootie !
Guy: Damn you Dj Pootie ! -walks away in shame-
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