pooptube

The area where you sheizen out of in place of a anal substitute.

keep your finger out of my pooptube.

by Mike May 13, 2005

poopturbation

act of masturbating while taking a poop. Attempting to climax while poop is dropping is the goal.

I was bored at work so I went for a poopturbation.

caught bob poopturbating again in the bathroom.

I can't masturbate anymore, I can only poopturbate in public to get off

by salty-balls September 27, 2017

Poocture

Derives from words Poo and Picture; When one takes a dump and while floating around in the toilet it resembles some sort of object or symbol and usually brings pride.

Singer from Journey - "Come look at this poocture, it looks like a happy face!"
Santa Claus - "Wow that is amazing, you should be proud"
Singer from Journey - "I always feel happy after making a sweet poocture!"

by Keerooooooonf June 10, 2009

poopturkey

The opposite of a jiveturkey. Someone who is a meanie, a bully, or just plain stupid. (I.E. Saddam Hussein)

Saddam, you are a poopturkey!

by AssKlown April 16, 2003

Poopturkeys

To shit all the place

I took a explosive shit and my hands were covered in shit so i put them on the wall and they looked like Poopturkeys

by Brando83 March 25, 2017