Somebody is refered to as pooptent if they have the power to control other individuals with the potent smell of their feces. Their powers include but are not limited to driving other people out of the contaminated area, making others (who cannot leave) compliant as they beg them to do sth in order to eliminate the stench, such as open a window, and kill animals and small children by intoxication.
etymology: compositum of the words "poop" and "potent".
noun: pooptence
etymology: compositum of the words "poop" and "potent".
noun: pooptence
He is totally pooptent, when I walked by the bathroom the smell literally made me gag and beg him to open a window being down on my knees.
So you think you can kill your cat and get away with it? Oh yeah, you don't know how pooptent I am!
So you think you can kill your cat and get away with it? Oh yeah, you don't know how pooptent I am!
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A guy was at his work and had an hour left so he that he was dreading so he told his boss he needed to go poop because he knew nobody would question him if he said he needed to poop. Pooptending.
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If you didn't always play pooptendo in the bathroom, other people could take a shower.
When you are waiting to use the bathroom and all you hear is ding, ding, dong from within, someone must be playing pooptendo. My little brother was in the men's room at the mall for so long I had to go in there; I caught him playing pooptendo.
When you are waiting to use the bathroom and all you hear is ding, ding, dong from within, someone must be playing pooptendo. My little brother was in the men's room at the mall for so long I had to go in there; I caught him playing pooptendo.
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