To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.
Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!
by sembms June 15, 2011
Get the poonslap mug.As you are fucking a chick in the asshole doggy style, you quickly go balls deep on the bitch. Before you are about to cum, you pull out and punch the bitch right on the tail bone. This makes her shit all over the bed sheets, or couch, or wherever you may be
My girlfriend pissed me off because she wouldn't do my laundry, so I decided to give her the sanoochywan poopslam
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In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
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–noun
1. a reckless adventure or wild prank involving feces.
2. an escape from confinement or restraint involving feces.
–noun
1. a reckless adventure or wild prank involving feces.
2. an escape from confinement or restraint involving feces.
1. A few drinks turned Billy's night into a true poopscapade.
2. If it weren't for her poopscapade, Sally would still be bound to a chair in the rapist's basement.
2. If it weren't for her poopscapade, Sally would still be bound to a chair in the rapist's basement.
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