pooportunity

The prime set of circumstances to allow you to poop in a public place without being noticed. Such as when someone in a neighboring stall flushes. Especially for someone with public poop anxiety.
As soon as Marcy heard the crapper flush in the next stall over, she seized the pooportunity and dropped a quick deuce.
by cootpoot January 6, 2015
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Pooportunity

Man, when we were at the mall, I totally missed my pooportunity, and now I have to wait until I get home.
by KoBoington June 30, 2012
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pooportunity

opportunity to be able to do something while pooping
i got some pooportunity
by Kya DolanTFan January 8, 2019
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Pooportunity

when a woman is already sitting down to pee, and decides to use the opportunity to poop.
Since Debbie's outfit was so complicated, when she sat down to pee, she used the pooportunity to drop a deuce as well.
by elKeitho December 10, 2021
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