pooportunity

the opportunity to do something while pooping

i got a pooportunity to text

by Kya DolanTFan January 8, 2019

Pooportunity

A shitty opportunity. Could be an opportunity during your day to poop. Also used in context of a lose-lose situation.

There’s a meeting in 15 minutes, so I’m going to take the pooportunity to use the bathroom.

I have to call this guy from another department because he messed up an order and he always hits on me. What a pooportunity.

by Jmoney2727 August 13, 2018

Pooportunity

An opportunity to poo.

Man, when we were at the mall, I totally missed my pooportunity, and now I have to wait until I get home.

by KoBoington June 30, 2012

Pooportunity

when a woman is already sitting down to pee, and decides to use the opportunity to poop.

Since Debbie's outfit was so complicated, when she sat down to pee, she used the pooportunity to drop a deuce as well.

by elKeitho December 10, 2021