A shitty opportunity. Could be an opportunity during your day to poop. Also used in context of a lose-lose situation.
There’s a meeting in 15 minutes, so I’m going to take the pooportunity to use the bathroom.
I have to call this guy from another department because he messed up an order and he always hits on me. What a pooportunity.
I have to call this guy from another department because he messed up an order and he always hits on me. What a pooportunity.
by Jmoney2727 August 13, 2018
Since Debbie's outfit was so complicated, when she sat down to pee, she used the pooportunity to drop a deuce as well.
by elKeitho December 10, 2021
An opportunity to poo.
Man, when we were at the mall, I totally missed my pooportunity, and now I have to wait until I get home.
by KoBoington June 26, 2012
The prime set of circumstances to allow you to poop in a public place without being noticed. Such as when someone in a neighboring stall flushes. Especially for someone with public poop anxiety.
As soon as Marcy heard the crapper flush in the next stall over, she seized the pooportunity and dropped a quick deuce.
by cootpoot January 07, 2015