Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital is a full-service poop medical facility, located in Branford, CT . The professional and courteous staff at Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital seeks to provide the best possible medical care, surgical care and dental care for their highly-valued poops. They are committed to promoting responsible poop ownership,by education and example and quality preventative health care for their clients' poops and turds. Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital strives to offer excellence in Poopinary care to Branford, CT and surrounding areas.
My shart has been pooping blloody diarrhea for 7 days! I better call Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital and make an appointment with Dr. Farter right away!
by Penisnipples December 27, 2010
Get the Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital mug.1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.
2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.
3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.
3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.
Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.
What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.
My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.
My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.
by Brendon K February 5, 2019
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Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.
Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.
Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!
Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.
Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!
by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012
Get the Dog pooping on a baby mug.poopnap. noun. Taking a long time in the bathroom at work so your co-workers think you're pooping but really you're taking a nap in the stall to kill time. Poopnaps last anywhere from 5-20 minutes in length. It helps to make a pooping joke as you re-enter the office. For example "I don't know what the hell I ate last night but its killin me"
"I had to kill an hour at work before I could go home for the day so I took a poopnap."
"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"
"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"
"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"
"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"
by thatmandb April 29, 2010
Get the Poopnap mug.A sacred time for a man. A time where a man can contemplate his day while excreting his waste. A man does all his critical thinking whilst pooping. A man often goes to the bathroom and poops when something needs deep thought. It is believed that if a man could poop for long enough, he could solve world hunger, poverty, and possibly discover the cure for AIDS. This magic time is referred to by many names such as, Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, dropping a log, dropping a stink pickle, and releasing the brown hostage.
Friend One: Bill is still pooping, what's going on?
Friend Two: He's trying to solve Da Vinci's Code, give him a break.
Friend Two: He's trying to solve Da Vinci's Code, give him a break.
by Big Eve January 12, 2016
Get the Pooping mug.The state you feel a huge poop is brewing in your large intestine. It's like pregnancy, only with poop.
Honey, I think I'm Poopnant.
I took the poopnancy test. And... I'm Poopnant.
I ate too much food. Now I feel Poopnant.
I took the poopnancy test. And... I'm Poopnant.
I ate too much food. Now I feel Poopnant.
by Billybobpete August 15, 2009
Get the Poopnant mug.Originates from "coomin stoolin" wich is a slang word for stealing a cows powder. First mentioned in Diction*arium, a jackbox Game.
Mostly used in German Urban regions
Mostly used in German Urban regions
Person 1: Ayo, did you see Clim poopin whoopin yesterday?
Person 2: Yes! He surely is the coomin stoolinh guy.
Person 3: 🥶
Person 2: Yes! He surely is the coomin stoolinh guy.
Person 3: 🥶
by DerEchtePhilosHelmWilhelm February 15, 2022
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