poopaholic

a pet who is hopelessly addicted to eating either his own, or other animal's poop

My dog is a poopaholic: everyday, he goes out in the yard and eats his old poop

by Bailey the Golden Retriever August 24, 2009

poophoria

The sensation of elation after a perfect defecation.

Ahh, what a relief! Truly this is poophoria.

by Raptor007 July 8, 2012

Poophoria

Describes the peaceful, euphoric state that one reaches after taking a blue ribbon poo. Symptoms of poophoria include feeling lightheaded, serene, and generally oblivious to the world around you. Usually wears off in 3-5 minutes.

After taking a massive dump that was totally grenades, Mike had that peaceful poophoric smile on his face.

by skeet skeeter March 22, 2005

Poophoria

The state of bliss one finds themselves inhabiting after the perfect bowel movement.

After the world's most epic dump, a person experiences intense feelings of well-being, elation, happiness, excitement, and joy, otherwise known as Poophoria.

by DeadSeaTrolls January 26, 2014

podophobic

fear of feet.

An irrational and often hard to explain fear of feet. A podophobic may be squeamish at the sight, touch and sound of feet (if your podophobic, you know what sound a foot makes).

Can range from hesistance to touch a foot to wearing shoes to sleep and can get in the way of intimate relationships.

podophobic, talking to a foot

Podophobic: You are gross, pointless, and smell like a turd. Plus, if you ever come near me i'll scream...

Foot: *is a foot*

Podophobic: *screams in pure unadulterated fear and runs for the hills*

by vicious. March 4, 2007

Poophoria

That euphoric feel after taking the perfect poo

John: yo. Why do you look so happy bro?

Peter: poophoria

John: well, shit

by Monkeybum December 15, 2015

pooporities

a poop that is regarded as more important than any other activity.

Brian: Hey you going to that Bear Ghost show tonight?
Brandon: Nah man, I have major pooporities to tend to.

by gillystatus July 26, 2015