poopflakes

See Andrew H. meaning or pertaining to the act of farting underwater with consequences!

Circa: 1977 bathing in bath tub with brother. Bubble bubble.

Brother: Whoops! I farted!
Us: Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Me: What the!!!!
Us: GET OUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! Poopflakes

by Heavy Deeeeeeeeeeee February 6, 2010

Poopflake

Noun: 1. A flake of poop 2. Crusty, tiny, flakey particles of poop.

I was wiping my ass and and saw tons of poopflakes on the toilet seat.

A flake of poop is a poop flake!

by completelyboguspseudonym April 1, 2011

Poopfry

Statement that can be said when things aren't particularly going one's way, can replace "Oh my gosh/god"

Aww, poopfry! I left my phone at home.

by WassabiChild November 20, 2016

Poopflute

A person who spouts useless nonsense, usually with enthusiasm even though no one cares about the subject. It's like they are playing their poopflute, an instrument they are passionate about, but no one else is.

Did you hear Dave going on about the different types of fruit people should eat for liver detox? That guy is such a poopflute.

by Hitchhiker42 May 31, 2025