poopslut

A Person Who engages in, or fantesizes about smearing fecal matter on themselves while being penetrated by two, or more other willing or unwilling participants. (Do not have to be human)

That Guy/girl is such a poopslut. Yeah lets go over to Him/Her, and kick them.

by The Dr. January 16, 2005

poopchute

1) Rectal opening
2) A game similar to BS, except with elements of Truth or Dare (played mostly on college campuses)

1) That guy got fucked in the poopchute!
2) My girlfriend wants to kiss your girlfriend...let's go play Poopchute!

by Caligula April 25, 2003

Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.

Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!

by igitdude October 12, 2011

poopshute

1: Used for depositing and defecation of waste.
2: Used by the gay man for sexual desires and carnal pleasures. See also brown eye.

Slam it in my poopshute meatball!

by Assmoter December 22, 2004

Poopslut

In contrast to people who cannot pass a bowel movement on any toilet except their own, poopsluts can drop a deuce anywhere and at anytime.

I can't crap in a public restroom, but you can. You're a total poopslut.

by Bernard the Neologist January 30, 2009

poopflake

noun

1. a title given to a lover, girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse; a nickname used by partners in love to refer to each other; can be shortened to the term "flake."

2. The plural term "poopflakes" can refer to an exclusive couple.

3. a small shaving of poop, usually brown and buoyant.

1. "hey ya poopflake! muah!"

1. "Sup, flake"

1. "Hi, is poopflake there?"
- "speaking."
"Hey babe, I love ya."

1. "Hey did you hear that Big Ben raped another girl?"
-"Ya, but she wasn't his poopflake."

2. "Hey did you hear that Al and Tipper Gore aren't poopflakes anymore!?"
-"Weird. He has old balls."

2. "Hey are Tiger and his wife still poopflakes?"
-"Ha. No Way. They used to be a couple of flakes but Tiger fixed that."

3. "Damnit, why don't you people learn to flush twice to get rid of your damn poopflakes in the toilet!"

by chicklit June 16, 2010

poopulate

verb; to populate a table with shitty data, often to make the associated statistics/metrics appear more favorable

I just poopulated the client sales metrics table. They should be much happier with the numbers now.

by upperleft June 1, 2018