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poopcation

Taking an extra long time in the bathroom while pooping. Poopcation entertainment comes in the form of texting, reading, draw something, and other such phone activities.
M: I was reading online about poop and it came to my attention that it may not be healthy to hurry while pooping.
J: Yeah I have always been a fan of the poopcation.
by Slapping Theresa October 15, 2012
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poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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poopitation

To meditate while pooping. For many people the only time you are truly alone is when your in the bathroom pooping. You close your eyes and enter a state of deep meditation, allowing your mind to be clear and your body to expel toxins.
Joe has been much less stressed since he started utilizing poopitation practices daily.
by The Art of Mayhem September 19, 2019
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Poopagina

Producing sexual stimulation by defecating into a woman's vagina, essentially using one's stool as a phallus, or substitute for the male genitalia.

A "perfect poopagina" requires forming an air-tight seal between the anus & vagina, never allowing the stool to "breathe" outside air.

The term "poopagina" was coined by Angel Rodriquez at UCLA's Hedrick Dining Hall, sometime around 2001, during a round-table discussion on the origin of sexual fetishes and how they are formulated.

The term "poopagina" has grown in popularity amongst the college circuit, most notably amongst California-based schools and universities.

Variations of the term include the following phrases:

1) 'Gine my poop - A command, made by a male, demanding that a female take, into their vagina, the male's stool (poop).

2) Poop my 'gine - A command, made by a female of their male partner, to have stool (poop) shoved into their vagina.
Last night, I realized the culmination of my being, when I threw down a poopagina on my ex-girlfriend.

I took this slutty sorority girl up to my dorm, after a mixer, and was all set to bone down, but when she screamed out "Poop my 'gine!", I had to stop and think, for a second, about what kind of person I would be if I fulfilled her request. In a drunken stupor, I yelled out "GINE MY POOP!" at the top of my lungs and proceeded to slam down a steamy loaf into her gaping vagina.
by poopagina August 10, 2010
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poopatite

Your feeling to poop
I was going to the bathroom and the toilet was so dirty I lost my poopatite.
by dfssdf January 20, 2007
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Ploptions

When faced with only undesireable choices or options, these choices or options are called ploptions.
So, your ploptions are: certain death or certain death.
by Cocoperere January 3, 2010
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Phonationship

instances in which individuals engage in relationship-like activities over vast distances through the medium of the phone, computer or other digital media, generally with individuals that have only met a few times.

The use of sexting and phone sex has vastly improved the longevity of many phonationships world-wide.
Hey, are you still having a phonationship with that dude you met in Cancun last year?
by TreatYourLife January 24, 2011
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