When person is so silly or ridiculous they're such a pooper. But their poopiness get so out of hand and it affects the people around them, like their scooping up their poop and using it for silliness. They're just being a Poop Scoop.
by plop100 October 18, 2011
When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.
"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."
by FireMannyActa September 06, 2009
When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.
by Constipated women February 15, 2024