poop finger

a finger coated with poop, usually a direct result of anal probing

Taylor D Benjamin loves to lick his poop finger after anal intercourse

by bubba March 25, 2003

Poop-Flinger

Someone who knows only how to fling insults and vulgar language in an argument (much like a monkey flings poop) rather than give their opinion in an intelligent, rational manner.

Girl One: I gave my opinion in a forum about abortion and immediately got called a Nazi and a bitch

Girl Two: What a bunch of poop-flingers!

by Kanna-Chan October 14, 2014

Poop Finger

The act of suprising someone by jamming a finger into their unsuspecting butthole. (clothed or unclothed)

I was walking to fifth period and Tom snuck up behind me and gave me a poop finger.

by Jimmy Whispas July 13, 2012

poop fingered

pooped fingered is when you are having explosive diarrhea

“aw geez i got poop fingered last night so i cant make it to work”

by black nugget February 28, 2019

Flinging Poop

Extremely mad or angry

"Joe was flinging poop when I told him I crashed his car"

by monkeymagic4 October 18, 2009

finger poop

Found under finger nails after wiping;
Usually wiping after wetting the paper in the sink;
foul smell on the fingers or under the finger nails;
smell of poop even after washing your hands

Man, I took a massive dump, and even after I washed, I still got the finger poop goin' on... smell.

by pwrlftr12000 August 2, 2006

poopflinger

person who is totally full of it

It took me two minutes to figure out my sister's boyfriend was a poopflinger

by sheila in the car November 1, 2008