Poony Poker

A Penis.

I tapped her with my poony poker.

by duke dynomite February 26, 2009

poony monster

one that will fuck anything that moves. man or beast

josh : dude tony is such a poony monster

sean : ya man, the girl he fukd last weekend looked like
fukn sasquatch

by the mutha fukn kicker March 31, 2008

Poony Face

Like queer,fag, doosh,etc.

Whats up poony face

by Selinier October 3, 2009

hot poony

the hot pussy that is usually foundgirls that are still alive and usually hotter the more horny they get

mandys got a hot poony and when i was fuckin her it got really really hot and wet

by jimmy buffet December 26, 2003

tuny poony

a way to describe a girl with a very smelly vagina

jeeze...could you smell that tuny poony.

dude i could smell that tuny poony from a mile away

by adiesle July 9, 2010

Yoony Pa Poony

Someone that does the sport crew, just to have gay sex.

I heard that guy is a Yoony Pa Poony

by Doggernot June 2, 2021

Balloony Poony

What happens when you leave the pussy pump on a little too long and your pussy swells up like a balloon animal.

We went a little crazy with the pump and now she has a serious balloony poony.

by FARTHAMMER December 13, 2021