Poopnuts

A nut covered in poop

Oh poopnuts
You poopnut
Stop being a poopnut u poopy poopnut
Stop pooping poopnuts

by Poopnut man January 3, 2023

Poo nuts

When a persons testicles have caca on them. More predominant in babies buys.

Jeremy has major poo nuts, do you mind changing his diaper?

by Francois M October 16, 2008

poonut butter

Viscous liquid or paste which can be scraped from under the forskin or applebag and emits an ordor similar to that of the asshole of a rotting carcas. The substance is good for wiping on fellow varsity football players and lubricating door hinges.

Jerry scraped the poonut butter from his genitals and slathered a generous helping to Amys face.

by poonut man March 26, 2010

poofnuts

being taken to a secluded location by a significantly older man under false pretexts and then offered ass numbing drugs

"im just looking for my friends house that is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, a carpark in the middle of the bush... oh look, how did these drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"thats poofnuts mate"

by zarathustra May 13, 2005

poofnuts

being taken to a secluded location under false pretexts by a significantly older gay man who then offers you ass numbing drugs.

"Im just looking for a friends house which is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, an empty secluded carpark in the bush... oh look, how did those drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"Thats poofnuts mate"

by zarathustra March 30, 2005

Poonus

A poonus is like a penis but smaller and slightly ingrowing.
somtimes with no ball sack.

In cold weather this often resembles a bellybutton.

unfortunate people often have a poonus

by Sam Poonus September 21, 2009

poo nuts

shit that gets caught in your ass hairs

scott smith of woombye sunshine coast Australia

by Rolly April 3, 2003