Poontene

An expensive,high-end line of hair care products for muffs.

My sister loves Poontene Pubes Conditioner with guava extract.

by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011

pointinez

a pointed tip on a mans genital region which usaly gets infected and turns purple

eli has a bad pointinez

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

Poongineer

Someone who is gifted and creative when it comes to handling the poon. They also often discover new and exciting ways to engineer methods of vaginal orgasm.

Giiirrrlll I hooked up with Justin last night and he was a poongineer fo sho!

Dude, I made her cum so many times I earned my degree in poongineering.

by kvag February 16, 2010

Poontaneska

The art of stretching ones ballsack over his asshole and farting on it making a crackling sound.

Man you can tell that guy practices poontaneska, look it his balls are on the ground.

by peepeeman0987 May 22, 2009

Pootine

The act of having a shit a set times everyday.

Dude...that fibreous meal has played havok with my Pootine....

by gazw77 October 21, 2011

pontine

French-Canadian slang for vagina.

I need some pontine tonight.

by Pontiner99 February 16, 2014

pootine

A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.

People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.

"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"

"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"

by Pancakepower November 13, 2011