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Poon Poon

Jamaican slang for the female <nsfw> area.
Guurl let me get inside that poon poon!
by ShotzFlared January 18, 2017
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Poopoon

To Poopoon is when you accidentally pierce the toilet paper whilst in the act of wiping ones anus and end up Poopooning your sphincter.

This can occur when the consistency of one’s faecal matter and the texture of certain toilet papers combine to create a higher than normal traction coefficient resulting in a non-slip effect which if managed badly can result in a Poopooning.
Gutted, had a really good dump but finished by Poopooing myself.

Cheer up, you like like someone who's just Poopooned themselves.
by Ornaldo Jackson March 22, 2011
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ya poon poon

self explanatory, vagina
by Montaynay May 20, 2008
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poongoon

Someone who is crazy about the poon.

One that is transfixed by the poon.

He who thinks poon is the greatest.

The poon's biggest fan.
Me.

I love that beautiful stinky poon.

Yes, I am a poongoon.
by philbad May 31, 2005
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Poopoonoodlesex

poopoonoodlesex
Commonly seen in 7 year old children, poopoonoodlesex is a secret sexual art of the young child, involving spaghetti noodles, and their own excriment.
Tiny Tim -" I wike poopoonoodlesex."
by Snokone January 11, 2008
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Poon Poon Hunter

Someone focused on getting vagina at all cost, no holds bar, with the intention of "getting it in".

Poon poon is vagina.

In short, a poon poon hunter is one that hunts vagina.

A true poon poon hunter will do whatever it takes to get the poon poon.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think there are some skeezers that we can try to get it in with tonight.
Guy 2: Sounds good man. You are a true poon poon hunter. I am glad you are my friend.
Guy 1: Love them skeezers!
Guy 2: Poon poon hunting for life!
by Poonster123 July 13, 2011
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Poontoon

A PONTOON BOAT FULL OF SEXY WOMEN AND A SOLITARY MALE PARTYING IT UP.
Ever since Lance got the Poontoon, the ladies hit him up non-stop to party.

Parker, Arizona is the perfect place for pastie clad hot chicks to party on Lance's Poontoon.
by Salviprincess June 2, 2017
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