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Poonit

Somebody who is an absolute unit at pooning. Alternatively, someone who has a poonit has an absolute unit of a poon. The other equally as accepted spelling is punit.
"Ah bruv, ma man's an absolute poonit - look at him!" or "Nah bruv the sex was bare rank, she had a poonit."
by Finchh September 26, 2018
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poontz

Slang. A word to use when you're insulting someone. Generally used by hockey players to insult or kid with their teammates and friends. Can replace insults like asshole, douchebag, tool, etc.
"You're a fuckin' poontz!"
by sarahp774 September 29, 2014
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poopitz

crop tops show off your poopitz
by queenkm September 10, 2016
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Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.
It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.
by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017
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Pooniting

When you put an object into your vagina to store it. Similar to the keister, but with a vagina.
"Tomorrow, on my trip from Columbia, I know my ass will already be full so I will have to try pooniting it the extra bags of cocaine!"
by bangkokbananahammock May 30, 2015
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Poontz

Term used in reference to, or used other than, Vagina, Pussy, Neden, Hoo-Hoo, Cunt, Poontang Pie, Poonani, Puss, Bearded Clam, Vertical Smile, Beaver, Puss-Puss, Jay-Jay, Vajayjay, Twat, Chocha, Snatch, Coochie, Cooter, Muff, Box, Snapper, Hot Pocket, Honey Pot, Clit, Etc.
Now tell that hairy bitch imma kick her ass right in ha fat fuckin poontz.- B. William's
Come here suger lemme get some if dat poontz. - B. Williams
by Ol'SkoolPerv302 May 31, 2020
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David H. ponitz

Worst school in Ohio. Mostly full of negros and annoying bitches. DO NOT GO TO IT!
David H. Ponitz is shit
by Clueless_022 March 1, 2023
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