pooninator

someone who is addicted to poon.

sean is a pooninator.

by martabus August 27, 2008

Poopetrator

After being hit from fecal fallout upon entering a shared bathroom (usually at work), the person/people you suspect that are dropping miasmic mud missiles and proboscis poopy-traps, rendering the bathroom the likes of a war-torn region. The poopetrator(s) are typically, but not limited to, males ages 30-60 who have recently gained excessive mass, had a recent change to gait, and/or are slender kombucha and tea drinkers.

Me, returning from the bathroom and warning a colleague, “CODE BROWN! The bathroom has been annihilated!”

Colleague, “Seriously! Who would’ve done that?”

Me, “I believe it to be the usual poopetrator(s).

by Walt Shitman May 2, 2022

poonerator

Uber geeks that seek gay porn online at every waking moment

What a bunch of poonerators

by Bliss' May 28, 2006

Poopetrator

A person who poopetrates, or repeatedly and intentionally commits the heinous act of not picking up after their dog.

The entire community knows you are the local poopetrator, Steve, and we want you to get help.

by PoopetratorProtectionProgram September 15, 2023