pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

by anonymous February 26, 2002

poonangle

The space created by a female's crotch when viewed from the front or back side, while nude or in panties. The angle is created from the thigh, through the crotch, and back down the other thigh. If the woman is larger, there will be little space, while an athletic woman will have a greater amount of space.

I knew betsy had a good body, but when she took off her pants she had the most incredible poonangle I had ever seen!

by Say Alex June 7, 2007

poodingy

The act of a trans man answering the door to a boy scout and the boy scout giving the "man" a blowjob while getting anal from the straight neighbour because the boy scout has long, flowing hair which makes him look like a girl.

Person 1: Did you see my nigga Andrew at the door yesterday
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a poodingy

by BISHESHOOGA TING March 7, 2019

pooning

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend

by Dooley July 11, 2006

Pooning

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.

"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"

by Codosex April 21, 2010

pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005

pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.

Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002