Pooldog

When someone defecates in a public swimming space and the fecal torpedo makes contacts with ones head or mouth

They had to evacuate the pool, Jimmy got smoked by a pooldog

by AntiCitizenJuan June 3, 2018

Poondoggle

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.

Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!

by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

poofdog

Adjective- A word used to describe a male individual who pees sitting down like a girl.

Betty- "Did you hear about Tracy's son, I heard he was a real poofdog."

Mark- "Wow what a loser, did you also hear about Tracy. Jarrod told me she is a huge midget muncher."

by horsemilk123.4 February 25, 2009

poondoggin

when there is a lack of good looking females around and ugly girls start to look good as time goes on.

dude you were totally poondoggin it last night, that bitch was ugly

by cioffi dodds conti January 11, 2008

Poondoggle

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.

by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

porndog

When you have sex with a girl while she is on her period. After you get your (Oscar Mayer) weiner covered in red (ketchup), you stick the meat between her buns.
So you have a weiner, ketchup, and a bun -- the nasty pornstar way.

I gave your sister the porndog last night.

by Penny Trateshun April 26, 2007

porndog

a combination of the words porn and horndog, therefore leading to someone who is obsessed with porn, and is also a horndog.

Stratos is such a porndog. he watched 11 hours of porn yesterday

by Macc92 January 2, 2007