When a female slides her torso down while receiving oral sex and her vagina collides with the male's face. Similar to being punched with a vagina.
While I was licking my girl's snatch last night, she arched her back while she was cumming and hit me right in the face! The bitch poonched me!
by Ian Case August 05, 2006
Nobody knows exactly what it means, but it’s an insult. The best part is that the receiver of this insult will be confused as to what you just said, and not sure if they should get mad or laugh. This is the opening you were waiting for to attack them while they’re thrown off.
“Shut up, you poonch!”
“What did you just say to me?”
“I said, ‘shut up you poonch!’”
“What the fu-“
“What did you just say to me?”
“I said, ‘shut up you poonch!’”
“What the fu-“
by sweet but a psycho April 28, 2019
A hard punch delivered to a vagina, usually in a fit of anger. It is a combination of the word "poon" and "punch".
by macaroony and cheese March 23, 2008
Short, cropped haircut most commonly seen on emo kids and guys in death metal bands; like oliver sykes
by gemorb March 24, 2010
Vik: "Tara dissed Harry AGAIN!"
Kumal: "That boy doesn't learn does he."
Vik: "Nope! He's a real kuti di poonch!"
Kumal: "That boy doesn't learn does he."
Vik: "Nope! He's a real kuti di poonch!"
by Luddu Singh August 21, 2007
by blocqnn November 08, 2023
When I get bail and finally get home, ffs, no bullshit homie, all she wants me to do is fold her in half and Poonch her in her Jeet with my weenuk / weenuck!
by Habeas Corpsus 204/431 July 18, 2024