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Incorrect spelling for the native word "Poonj". Poonj means sex.
Did you poonch her real deadly like?
Poonch by vboy97 June 6, 2022
The act of coitus. To fornicate. To have sex. To make-a-sexytime like Borat says.
When I get bail and finally get home, ffs, no bullshit homie, all she wants me to do is fold her in half and Poonch her in her Jeet with my weenuk / weenuck!

poonch, poonched, poonches 

to severely screw something up or to make a bad time on friends

Born in Eastpointe Michigan, where things can really poonch the fuck out
Blowing into the bong and getting the last bit of weed wet ->( DUDE! you fucking Poonched Us!)

Dropping the Doobie into the lake

Dont

kuti di poonch 

kuti = female dog
poonch = tail
kuti di poonch = bitch's tail

Something useless and funny.
Vik: "Tara dissed Harry AGAIN!"
Kumal: "That boy doesn't learn does he."
Vik: "Nope! He's a real kuti di poonch!"
kuti di poonch by Luddu Singh August 27, 2007

Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.
Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.
Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.
My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.
Moldy Poncho by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010