PONRATION

After beating your dick for a while you hit this wall where you can't stop, this is referred to as ponration ( Point Of No Return)

My parents left me home alone for the night and after spanking my monkey for awhile I hit ponration.

by TheOneAndOnlyDickCheese February 12, 2017

Pornication

the act comminted by a man who after years of using the same porn site to jack off over suddenly changes his mind one day and uses another site. the enxt time he needs to wank however he goes back to the old site as if nothing has happened.

i'm bored of monster cocks website, today i think i'll do a bit of pornication

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

podcation

A visit to another co-workers pod in order to avoid work.

Every time I saw Tex last week he was on a podcation, no wonder his project is late.

by Sterlingshuman March 28, 2009

Pootation

A powerful fart that stinks really bad, with possible followthrough

I just farted, may have caused a pootation

by NorwegianCthulhu May 10, 2020

poonation

An interjection closely related to the slightly archaic damnation. An emphatic word, which combines the associations of both excrement and having one's soul irreparably bound to hades.

Mate: Hey, apparently you're getting fired this afternoon for starting that rumour that the boss whitens his teeth.

You: Poonation.

by Horace van der Khute October 22, 2009

phoncation

Turning off or powering down your cell phone for more than a re-boot. Not to be confused with your battery dying. This is a VOLUNTARY reflex. Turning off the cell world and turning on the real.

*i know it seems impossible*

Tucker has been texting for 15 hours, his thumbs are bleeding, he needs a phoncation.

by thetuckmonster July 5, 2012

porncation

Porncation is simply the vacation time taken off to watch porn

Person 1: What are you doing for the holidays

Person 2: Not much probably gonna take a porncation

by naeson December 31, 2018