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Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.
by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
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poopageddon

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.
You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.
by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019
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poonaner

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!
by Mary July 22, 2004
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Poonge

David asks Patty if she wants to poonge.

Ah man! You shoulda been there, I was poonging Nikki good, we both coulda poonged her if you didn't leave so early.
by Dirk Enblew November 17, 2006
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poonanerag

A noun used to describe a nasty smell, most often one that smells as bad as or similar to a foul menstruating vagina; formed by combining the words poonany + rag= poonany on the rag.
Damn Shaquanda! Keep your legs closed! It smells like poonanerag up in here!
by Krystine <3 August 28, 2006
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super mega awesome boner pownage

Term for something awesome such as a cool trick you might do on a skateboard.
by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009
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Poopage

A condition involving the backing up of the feces, results in uncontrollable and heavy farting.
Tamara Brownroots: Katie, would you please stop farting!

Katie: Sorry I have poopage!
by Side Pony Sally December 21, 2010
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